Thursday, March 30, 2006
A new Army Marshall is assigned to an outfit in a remote post in Iraq.
During his first inspection of the outfit, he notices a camel hitched up behind the mess tent.
He asked the Sergeant why the camel is kept there.
The nervous sergeant says,"Well sir, as u noe, there r 250 men here on the post and no women. And sometimes the men have urges. That's why we have the camel."
Shocked, the Field Marshall says."I cant say i condone this, but i understand abt urges, so the camel can stay."
Abt a month later, the Field Marshall starts having his own "urges".
Crazy with passion, he asks the Sergeant to bring the camel to his tent.
Positioning a ladder behind the camel, the Field Marshall climbs the rungs, pulls his pants down and has wild, insane sex with the camel. As he pulls out, he asked the Sergeant," Is that how the men do it?"
"No not really sir," replies the Sergeant," They usually jus ride the camel into town where the girls are."
From Apr FHM joke of the month.
posted at 7:21 AM
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Thursday, March 30, 2006
A new Army Marshall is assigned to an outfit in a remote post in Iraq.
During his first inspection of the outfit, he notices a camel hitched up behind the mess tent.
He asked the Sergeant why the camel is kept there.
The nervous sergeant says,"Well sir, as u noe, there r 250 men here on the post and no women. And sometimes the men have urges. That's why we have the camel."
Shocked, the Field Marshall says."I cant say i condone this, but i understand abt urges, so the camel can stay."
Abt a month later, the Field Marshall starts having his own "urges".
Crazy with passion, he asks the Sergeant to bring the camel to his tent.
Positioning a ladder behind the camel, the Field Marshall climbs the rungs, pulls his pants down and has wild, insane sex with the camel. As he pulls out, he asked the Sergeant," Is that how the men do it?"
"No not really sir," replies the Sergeant," They usually jus ride the camel into town where the girls are."
From Apr FHM joke of the month.
posted at 7:21 AM
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