Sunday, May 08, 2005
Well, jus in case some of u do not know, while waiting for my enlistment into the army, i am currently working in Shell company as an account assistant. So on fri, shell had this event called Shell CLub Nite. I tot it would be a bit boring cos, i knew no one, but who would expect it to be rather fun and interesting ! The MC is good man, a natural entertainer ! He started off with some jokes, here how it goes;
One day the president from the USA went to Africa. He wanted to improve the lifestyle of the pple there. He went to a village to give a speech.
President: I will build schools and hospitals for u all.
Villagers shouted : Hom Gali Gali !!
The president smiled as he did not expected to get such a gd response from the crowd.
President: I will build houses and improve your lifestyles.
Villagers shouted: Hom Gali Gali.
That night he told his wife how happy he was after getting such a great support from the villagers. The next day he went for a walk with the African minister. They were walking thru a farm rearing bulls. Suddenly the African minister pointed to the dung and said " Becareful!! Dun step on the Hom Gali Gali."
Heres another joke.
One day a mother wanted to visit her son. She knocked on the door and waited for the door to be opened. The door was swung open, only to see her daughter standing in front of her nude. She was shocked and asked her watz this abt. Her daugther-in-law said this is her new sexy dress and she wanted to surprise her husband. The next day, she wanted to do the same for the old man. When she heard someone knocking of the door she stripped and went to open the door. Her husband was shocked and excited. He asked, " Watz with u my wife?" She replied, " This is my new sexy dress, how do u find it?" He said" Well, its not bad, except next time pls iron it 1st."
One of the games played was Mr Bukom (Man hunt thingy). Pulau Bukom is where i am working. Each male from different nationality were picked and they were to change into singlets. While they were changing, the mc told us to pick the one with the most armpit hair! haa. So when they came back, they played some music and men started lifting theirs arms like some man hunt competition. Guess wat, all 5 men from bangladesh, myanmar, india, singapore and bukom. ALL oso botak !!! no arm pit hair .. all 5 men !! cant believe it ...
They had 2 bukom's very own live bands performing tt night. They will not too bad rocking the house with some gd music. They even had this indian guy dressed in glittering decorations performing to some indian song called Wop-Per-Day! The most amusing and entertaining part is at the dance floor. Man, singaporeans are too conservative and shy. The only pple at the dance floor are the indians, bangladesh and thai pple etc. Yea, looked like some indian disco man. Indians are the most versatile dancers man, its proven !! They can dance to any genre of songs man. serious. cos they anyhow dance la. haha. hey peeps, dun be offended k. i love bollywood dancers man. jus tt these are contractors, so they anyhow dance la. like me, so versatile, everytime go clubbing, any type of songs oso can, cos anyhow dance. Jus saying this, cos i dun want to be the creator of a racial riot in singapore. There was this thai guy, dancing some muay thai drunken fist style. wah dance from beginning to end tgt with some other indian guys.
Well, the reason i stayed for this event is for the lucky draw, where the 1st prize is a sony camera worth more den $500. Well, obviously i did not win it, but the event was a fun night. The mc was saying " why u all so sad looking, jus treat it as an unlucky draw la". Most of us were winners then ! cos all of us were unlucky. haha. Well, by the end of the event, all the contractors were high man. Went to the ferry terminal all were shouting Wop-Per-Day !!! Went inside the ferry all were shouting Wop-Per-Day !!! Reached singapore, all were still shouting Wop-Per-Day !!! Went inside my colleauge's car, i was shouting Wop-Per-Day !!! lol. After tt met jon for movie.
posted at 7:04 AM
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Sunday, May 08, 2005
Well, jus in case some of u do not know, while waiting for my enlistment into the army, i am currently working in Shell company as an account assistant. So on fri, shell had this event called Shell CLub Nite. I tot it would be a bit boring cos, i knew no one, but who would expect it to be rather fun and interesting ! The MC is good man, a natural entertainer ! He started off with some jokes, here how it goes;
One day the president from the USA went to Africa. He wanted to improve the lifestyle of the pple there. He went to a village to give a speech.
President: I will build schools and hospitals for u all.
Villagers shouted : Hom Gali Gali !!
The president smiled as he did not expected to get such a gd response from the crowd.
President: I will build houses and improve your lifestyles.
Villagers shouted: Hom Gali Gali.
That night he told his wife how happy he was after getting such a great support from the villagers. The next day he went for a walk with the African minister. They were walking thru a farm rearing bulls. Suddenly the African minister pointed to the dung and said " Becareful!! Dun step on the Hom Gali Gali."
Heres another joke.
One day a mother wanted to visit her son. She knocked on the door and waited for the door to be opened. The door was swung open, only to see her daughter standing in front of her nude. She was shocked and asked her watz this abt. Her daugther-in-law said this is her new sexy dress and she wanted to surprise her husband. The next day, she wanted to do the same for the old man. When she heard someone knocking of the door she stripped and went to open the door. Her husband was shocked and excited. He asked, " Watz with u my wife?" She replied, " This is my new sexy dress, how do u find it?" He said" Well, its not bad, except next time pls iron it 1st."
One of the games played was Mr Bukom (Man hunt thingy). Pulau Bukom is where i am working. Each male from different nationality were picked and they were to change into singlets. While they were changing, the mc told us to pick the one with the most armpit hair! haa. So when they came back, they played some music and men started lifting theirs arms like some man hunt competition. Guess wat, all 5 men from bangladesh, myanmar, india, singapore and bukom. ALL oso botak !!! no arm pit hair .. all 5 men !! cant believe it ...
They had 2 bukom's very own live bands performing tt night. They will not too bad rocking the house with some gd music. They even had this indian guy dressed in glittering decorations performing to some indian song called Wop-Per-Day! The most amusing and entertaining part is at the dance floor. Man, singaporeans are too conservative and shy. The only pple at the dance floor are the indians, bangladesh and thai pple etc. Yea, looked like some indian disco man. Indians are the most versatile dancers man, its proven !! They can dance to any genre of songs man. serious. cos they anyhow dance la. haha. hey peeps, dun be offended k. i love bollywood dancers man. jus tt these are contractors, so they anyhow dance la. like me, so versatile, everytime go clubbing, any type of songs oso can, cos anyhow dance. Jus saying this, cos i dun want to be the creator of a racial riot in singapore. There was this thai guy, dancing some muay thai drunken fist style. wah dance from beginning to end tgt with some other indian guys.
Well, the reason i stayed for this event is for the lucky draw, where the 1st prize is a sony camera worth more den $500. Well, obviously i did not win it, but the event was a fun night. The mc was saying " why u all so sad looking, jus treat it as an unlucky draw la". Most of us were winners then ! cos all of us were unlucky. haha. Well, by the end of the event, all the contractors were high man. Went to the ferry terminal all were shouting Wop-Per-Day !!! Went inside the ferry all were shouting Wop-Per-Day !!! Reached singapore, all were still shouting Wop-Per-Day !!! Went inside my colleauge's car, i was shouting Wop-Per-Day !!! lol. After tt met jon for movie.
posted at 7:04 AM
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